SHENANIGANS!

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/02/2014 at 14:46 • Filed to: None

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I was rooting for the W123, but this right here is suspect.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 14:47

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Ze Germans are an industrious people und reise early in ze morning for kaffee und strudel.


Kinja'd!!! Merkin Muffley > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 14:48

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It evened back out. My best guess is the Merc fans got less drunk than the stang fans last night.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 14:49

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Hmm.. last I looked it said poll closed and the result were something like 49.47% to the fox and 50.53% to the W123..

Edit: mixed up some numbers.


Kinja'd!!! Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 14:49

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I don't have anything to say! I don't confess to anything! You are putting words in my mouth!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/02/2014 at 14:50

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Yeah, the Mustang fans mounted a major comeback this morning. I'm just pointing out that there was a hell of a lot of one-sided voting in the hours when you wouldn't expect many people to be at their computers.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 14:52

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Yeah, I agree with you.. Something not quite right.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 14:55

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Even though this is a US site, I'm positive there are many European readers that were voting while we counted sheep.

(/Sarcasm)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 14:56

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The weirdest part is, you can only vote once per computer before clearing your cookies.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Mercedes Streeter
04/02/2014 at 14:57

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Check the timestamps I included on the images. 2,000 Europeans voted between 5 AM and 8 AM Europe time? Did they vote while getting dressed for work or something? Is their morning routine "get up, brush teeth, get on Jalopnik, have breakfast?"


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 15:01

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Whoops, forgot to drop a "sarcasm" tag in there! Something seems fishy with the voting metric...Unless Kinja became like Reddit. *Grumble*


Kinja'd!!! Merkin Muffley > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 15:01

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once per browser.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 15:02

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We don't text while driving, we vote. It's our democratic duty.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Mercedes Streeter
04/02/2014 at 15:03

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Ah, gotcha. Well then, grab a hat and join us in the parlor. Refreshments will be out soon.

/conspiracyclub

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Kinja'd!!! Axial > Party-vi
04/02/2014 at 15:06

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Nonsense, they wake up at 4 PM and then have kaffee und strüdel!

/life experiences


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Axial
04/02/2014 at 15:12

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You sure we're not talking about the Spanish after siesta?

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Kinja'd!!! Axial > Party-vi
04/02/2014 at 15:14

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I don't know any Spaniards. I only know how the transplanted German family I am friends with works! Or doesn't, depending on how you look at it.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Axial
04/02/2014 at 15:23

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Ze Germans pretty much have everything figured out. In Spain they had morning breaks (about an hour) and then a siesta from about 2pm to 4pm or so, and sometimes the day was over around 8pm, but could be earlier or later. Thanks, Franco and Hitler!


Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > Merkin Muffley
04/02/2014 at 15:51

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I think the Mustang fans were too busy dressing farm animals and sleeping with their cousins. And/or perhaps the other way around.

Ze Germans probably woke up early after a night of quick, efficient BDSM and voted W123.


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 16:13

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The entire thing seems suspect to me.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Dusty Ventures
04/02/2014 at 16:59

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I'll only have the refreshments if they are served in sealed containers.

/cantbetoocareful